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Are you ready, kids?

2
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!

3
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I can't hear you.

4
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!

5
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♪ Ohh... ♪

6
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

7
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

8
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

9
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

10
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

11
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

12
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

14
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

15
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

18
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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

20
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♪ ♪

21
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[waves crashing]

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[giggling]

23
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Whoa!

24
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Thud!
Ooph!

25
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Look.

26
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Another rubber stopper

27
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for my rubber stopper collection.

28
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[oozing]

29
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[rumbling]

30
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It's a little land
that's all mine.

31
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[sloshing]

32
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Now it's snowing
in my little land.

33
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[giggles]

34
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[Sloshing,
Patrick giggles again]

35
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It's snowing again.

36
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[giggling and clapping]

37
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[loud thud]
Huh?

38
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Thud!

39
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[thudding and squishing]

40
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Hey.

41
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My little land
must be having an earthquake.

42
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[squishing]

43
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Roar!

44
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Must have been an aftershock.

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Roar!

46
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Uh, hey!

47
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No wonder you're angry.

48
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You just
got to turn it upside down.

49
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See?

50
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[questioning gurgle]

51
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Oh.

52
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[contented gurgle]

53
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[laughing]

54
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[laughing]

55
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[laughing]

56
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[laughing]

57
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[laughing]

58
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[laughing]

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[laughing]

60
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[sloshing]

61
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[both laughing]

62
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[laughing continues]

63
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Snow globes are always funny.

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[sniffs]

65
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Hey.

66
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You want to smell my armpit?

67
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There you go.

68
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[sniffs]

69
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[giggles]

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[sniffs]

71
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Ooh.

72
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Thanks.

73
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Oh, hey,

74
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do you like to play tag?

75
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Yeah.

76
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Never played it before, huh?

77
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Uh, yeah,
it's kind of hard to explain.

78
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[gasps]

79
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Oh!
How about hide and seek?

80
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[grumbles]

81
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No, no, no.
This one's easy.

82
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You just close your eyes
while the other guy hides,

83
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and then you find him
and you win.

84
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Okay?

85
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Ready.

86
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Uh, now go hide.

87
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One, two, three

88
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I can skip a few. 100.

89
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Okay, ready or not, here I come!

90
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Hey.

91
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Where'd you go?

92
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Why are you hiding from me?

93
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[sobbing]

94
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This game's harder
than I thought.

95
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[grumbles]

96
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You want to
smell my armpit again?

97
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You win again.

98
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Hey, hey!

99
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You want to go
meet my friend SpongeBob?

100
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Oh, he's a little weird,

101
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but you guys
will probably get along.

102
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[grumbles]

103
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We can play
more coral ring toss later.

104
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[footsteps thudding]

105
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[rattling]

106
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Dinnertime, Gary.

107
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And it's your favorite flavor:

108
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Crushed anemone by-products
and krill.

109
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[distant thudding]

110
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What is that horrific banging?

111
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[thudding continues]

112
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Patrick's being eaten
by a giant sea monster!

113
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Hey!
Hey!

114
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Oh, he's crying out for help.

115
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Hey, SpongeBob!

116
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Hey!
Up here!

117
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Look!

118
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No hands!
[giggles]

119
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Gary, this is even worse
than yesterday.

120
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Excuse me.

121
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I think
your ice machine's broken.

122
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Keep looking.

123
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You'll find someone who cares.

124
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Uh, you're the owner here,
aren't you?

125
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That would be me.

126
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[chuckles]

127
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Well, I think your ice machine
might be broken.

128
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Ooh.
Try telling that guy over there.

129
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Excuse me.

130
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The ice machine's broken.

131
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[screaming]
No!

132
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Why?

133
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Why?

134
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Why?

135
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[sobs]
Why?

136
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It was horrible.

137
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[knocking at door]

138
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Patrick!

139
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Patrick!

140
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SpongeBob!

141
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I must have been daydreaming.

142
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I saw you in this big monster's
dripping maw,

143
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and I thought
you were being eaten.

144
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Well, I wasn't being eaten.

145
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That monster is my friend.

146
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I thought
you might like to meet him.

147
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I would be delighted
to meet him.

148
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Well, in that case, SpongeBob,

149
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I would like
to introduce you to...

150
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I would like
to introduce you to--

151
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I forgot his name.

152
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What do I do? What do I do?

153
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Don't panic.

154
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Introduce me first.

155
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Then he'll say his name
when he meets me.

156
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Okay.

157
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Um, I'd like you
to meet my friend SpongeBob.

158
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And you are?

159
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Rrarrg!

160
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Rrarrg!

161
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Well, Rrarrg!

162
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Now that we're friends,

163
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I would like to show you
my home.

164
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And this is my home.

165
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Where is your home?

166
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Oh, maybe he doesn't
have a home.

167
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Doesn't have a home?

168
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Ding!
Hey, wait a minute.

169
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You could live under my rock
if you want, Rrarrg.

170
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[both laughing]

171
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[all laughing]

172
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[laughing continues]

173
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[whooshing]

174
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Smash!

175
00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,998
[laughter resumes]

176
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Oh, he smashed your house.

177
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Yeah.
[laughing continues]

178
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He's gonna
smash your house now.

179
00:07:22,581 --> 00:07:25,081
[laughter continues]

180
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He's going to smash my house?

181
00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:28,998
Gary!

182
00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,706
[grunts]

183
00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:33,456
Gary!

184
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Jump, Gary!

185
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- Jump!
- Meow.

186
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,456
Parachute, Gary.
Use your parachute!

187
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Smash!

188
00:07:46,748 --> 00:07:49,664
He's gonna smash Squidward's
place now.

189
00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:51,456
[grunting]

190
00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,664
Um, Patrick, I don't--

191
00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:53,956
[laughing]

192
00:07:54,039 --> 00:07:55,873
Encore!
[giggles]

193
00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:56,956
[grunts]

194
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Smash!

195
00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:03,414
[laughter]

196
00:08:03,498 --> 00:08:05,873
[clapping slowly]

197
00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:09,039
[sirens wailing]

198
00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,914
[laughing, chains clinking]

199
00:08:10,998 --> 00:08:12,123
Oh.

200
00:08:12,206 --> 00:08:13,748
[Indistinct
police radio chatter]

201
00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:15,164
Wow.

202
00:08:15,248 --> 00:08:16,748
The police have arrived.

203
00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:18,956
And they built a cute
little fence around Rrarrg.

204
00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:22,164
Hi, Squidward,
you're home early.

205
00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:24,081
Hold it, buddy.
Where are you going?

206
00:08:24,164 --> 00:08:26,039
I live here.

207
00:08:26,123 --> 00:08:28,164
[both laugh]

208
00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:29,914
And what's so funny?

209
00:08:29,998 --> 00:08:32,914
Oh, the thought of anyone
living in a pile of gravel.

210
00:08:32,998 --> 00:08:34,623
I'll have you know, sir,

211
00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:36,789
that my home is a...

212
00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:38,623
Pile of rubble?

213
00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:39,706
[screams]

214
00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:41,123
Sir, don't yell at me.

215
00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,831
- We don't want to alert the--
- Alert the what?

216
00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:45,748
That big scary monster inside
the fence over there.

217
00:08:45,831 --> 00:08:48,289
[grumbles pleasantly]

218
00:08:48,373 --> 00:08:49,664
He waved at you, Squidward

219
00:08:49,748 --> 00:08:51,081
that means he likes you.

220
00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,789
He likes me?

221
00:08:53,873 --> 00:08:55,623
Officer, arrest me right now,

222
00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,914
because I'm about
to throw a horrible tantrum

223
00:08:57,998 --> 00:09:01,581
that no one around here
wants to see.

224
00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:03,789
What do you think he's doing
up there?

225
00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:06,498
- Who?
- The big guy.

226
00:09:06,581 --> 00:09:07,623
I don't know.

227
00:09:07,706 --> 00:09:09,539
- What?
- I said, "I don't know."

228
00:09:09,623 --> 00:09:11,956
[gasping]

229
00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,998
[sneezes]

230
00:09:14,081 --> 00:09:15,164
[sneeze echoes and squeals]

231
00:09:15,248 --> 00:09:18,664
[roars painfully]

232
00:09:18,748 --> 00:09:20,123
[roars painfully again]

233
00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,498
[footsteps thudding]

234
00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:23,498
[moans]

235
00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:25,289
He's escaped!

236
00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:27,581
Quick, everybody into the--

237
00:09:27,664 --> 00:09:30,081
quick,
everybody into the squad car!

238
00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:32,498
[whistle blows]

239
00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:34,164
[loud thudding]

240
00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:37,956
[smashing, glass shatters]

241
00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:39,081
Oh, darn it.

242
00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:40,331
Now what are we gonna do?

243
00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,039
we shall have to chase him
on foot.

244
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,081
[growling, footsteps thudding]

245
00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:45,373
[police chattering indistinctly]

246
00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:47,123
It's headed straight for town.

247
00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:49,206
[growling, footsteps thudding]

248
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,539
[indistinct chatter]

249
00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:54,081
[skidding]

250
00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:55,748
There!
By the magazine stand.

251
00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:57,039
- all: Ooh.
- Huh?

252
00:09:58,289 --> 00:09:59,498
Hold it right there, bub.

253
00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,456
This is a newsstand,
not a library.

254
00:10:04,998 --> 00:10:09,081
Okay, one more step,
and I'll sneeze.

255
00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:11,623
Wait just one minute.

256
00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:13,998
This is my friend.

257
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,539
If you want to get to him,

258
00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:17,956
you're gonna have to
go through me.

259
00:10:18,039 --> 00:10:19,914
We're prepared to do that.

260
00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,248
Actually...

261
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,873
Just let me talk to him
for a minute.

262
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:26,873
Psst!

263
00:10:26,956 --> 00:10:29,039
You mean that thing can speak?

264
00:10:29,123 --> 00:10:30,539
[scoffs]
Of course.

265
00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:33,123
He's a giant freak of nature,

266
00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:36,998
not a freak of nature
that can't speak.

267
00:10:37,081 --> 00:10:39,248
[indistinct whispering]

268
00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:42,789
[indistinct whispering]

269
00:10:42,873 --> 00:10:47,373
And so as the lowly snail
sheddeth his shell

270
00:10:47,456 --> 00:10:51,539
and the lofty gull
molteth his feathers,

271
00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:57,498
the brightest of friendships
must dimmeth as the setting sun.

272
00:10:57,581 --> 00:10:59,706
That was...
[sniffs]

273
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,373
beautiful.

274
00:11:01,456 --> 00:11:03,789
We still got to
run him out of town.

275
00:11:08,456 --> 00:11:09,748
[footsteps thudding]

276
00:11:09,831 --> 00:11:11,956
It really crushes my heart
to see him go.

277
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,081
Yeah, crushes.

278
00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:15,706
Patrick, crushes!

279
00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:17,248
That gives me an idea.

280
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,081
[woman yodeling]

281
00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,831
[phone rings]

282
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:22,956
Yeah.

283
00:11:23,039 --> 00:11:24,248
Okay.

284
00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:27,414
Two cubes, please.

285
00:11:27,498 --> 00:11:28,831
Smash!

286
00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:34,206
Your ice cubes, sir.

287
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:35,456
What?
Where?

288
00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:36,456
Smash!

289
00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:38,123
Splash!

290
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,873
Hey.
Thanks, buddy.

291
00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:40,956
Don't thank me.

292
00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,206
Thank Rrarrg.

293
00:11:55,289 --> 00:11:58,206
[women singing eerily]

294
00:11:58,289 --> 00:12:05,623
♪ ♪

295
00:12:06,748 --> 00:12:09,248
[moans drowsily]

296
00:12:09,331 --> 00:12:11,081
Hey, where's my alarm clock?

297
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,123
Meow!

298
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,206
[gasps]

299
00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:15,289
- Your shell is gone too?
- Meow.

300
00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:16,748
I think we've been robbed!

301
00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:17,789
Meow!

302
00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:18,789
[distant screaming]

303
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:19,998
She's gone!

304
00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:21,831
My clarinet is missing.

305
00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:22,831
Hmm.

306
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,248
Strange indeed.

307
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:25,664
[distant screaming]

308
00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:26,789
My cufflinks!

309
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:27,789
They're missing!

310
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:28,998
Oh, why?

311
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,539
Why?
[sobs]

312
00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:33,206
I hope this doesn't mean
that we're missing the one thing

313
00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:35,206
that's nearest and dearest
to our hearts.

314
00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:36,706
Nope, I'm right here.

315
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,998
The Krusty Krab!

316
00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:44,456
- Whew!
- [grumbles]

317
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:48,664
- Bang!
- Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.

318
00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:50,164
Mr. Krabs?

319
00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,998
Mr. Krabs!

320
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:54,164
Mr. Krabs?

321
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:55,789
Mr. Krabs?

322
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:57,164
Mr. Krabs?

323
00:12:57,248 --> 00:12:59,206
Pearl?
What are you doing here?

324
00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:01,123
Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

325
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:03,039
Just trying
to juggle schoolwork,

326
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:04,331
having a social life,

327
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:05,998
and running the family business.

328
00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:07,706
That's all.

329
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:08,539
Drama queen.

330
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:09,706
Where's your dad?

331
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,039
I don't know.

332
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,039
When I went to get my allowance
this morning,

333
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:14,456
he was gone.

334
00:13:14,539 --> 00:13:16,248
Mr. Krabs is missing?

335
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:17,998
I'm missing my clarinet.

336
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:19,081
And Gary's shell.

337
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,998
Has anybody seen my cufflinks?

338
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:24,373
[sinister laughter]

339
00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:27,539
So you lost your cufflinks, eh?

340
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:30,248
They're probably
in the Bikini Bottom Triangle.

341
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,206
The Bikini Bottom Triangle?

342
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,206
That's right.

343
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:36,706
First, an eerie fog rolls in.

344
00:13:36,789 --> 00:13:41,289
[blows raspberry]

345
00:13:41,373 --> 00:13:42,539
Then, you can hear

346
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,914
the hypnotic song
of the mermaids.

347
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,914
[warbling sloppily]

348
00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:50,289
And then, poof!

349
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,914
Your cufflinks are gone,

350
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,164
never to return.

351
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,248
Poof!

352
00:13:54,331 --> 00:13:57,248
[sinister laughter]

353
00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:59,331
The triangle
must have taken Mr. Krabs.

354
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:00,873
We got to find him.

355
00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:03,748
Maybe Mr. Krabs is doing
his morning dumpster dive

356
00:14:03,831 --> 00:14:05,039
for loose change.

357
00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:08,289
Mr. Krabs, are you out here?

358
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:09,289
[women singing eerily]

359
00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:10,289
Oh, no.

360
00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:12,581
Is that a mermaid song?

361
00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:15,164
No, just a thick eerie fog.

362
00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:16,914
Uh-oh.

363
00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:19,998
[both screaming]

364
00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:25,873
Squidward.

365
00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,623
[rattling]

366
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:30,581
Come on, Squidward.

367
00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:31,914
Quit messing around.

368
00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:32,914
We got to find Mr. Kra--

369
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,789
Hey!
Gumballs!

370
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,289
[chewing]

371
00:14:36,373 --> 00:14:37,914
[bubble inflating]

372
00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:39,039
[grumbling]

373
00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:42,373
[rumbling]

374
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:45,289
This is
the Bikini Bottom Triangle?

375
00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,539
Looks more like a dump.

376
00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:48,914
Come on,
we got to find Mr. Krabs.

377
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,331
The Krusty Krab needs him.

378
00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:52,623
Mr. Krabs!

379
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,039
[clanking and groaning]

380
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:56,289
Squidward, this is no time
for sea horseplay.

381
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,289
Oh, my neck.

382
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:58,998
Mr. Krabs?

383
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:03,581
Mr. Krabs!

384
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,914
Would you shut it already?

385
00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:09,081
Oh, Squidward,
Mr. Krabs is gone.

386
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:11,248
Oh, it hurts so bad.

387
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,623
I can't take it much longer.

388
00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:14,706
I hope he's not in any pain,

389
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:15,664
wherever he is.

390
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,248
I think he's doing just fine.

391
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,706
[moaning]

392
00:15:19,789 --> 00:15:21,539
Mr. Krabs, you got to get up.

393
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:22,956
We got to get out of here.

394
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:24,123
[groans]

395
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:25,789
Okay, Tibor, I think I'm good.

396
00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:28,539
Remember to drink
plenty of fluids.

397
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,914
Look, SpongeBob.

398
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,873
You see, all this stuff,
including you and me,

399
00:15:32,956 --> 00:15:34,373
are brought here
when the mermaids

400
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:35,748
sing their beautiful song.

401
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,289
The mermaid song
triggers this here contraption

402
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:40,539
to suck the sky like a vacuum,

403
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:43,664
dumping all the contents here
on this island.

404
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:46,831
That is how we ended up
surrounded by

405
00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:51,581
all this valuable
and resellable stuff.

406
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,456
[women singing eerily]
Ooh!

407
00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:55,456
Yippee!
A new shipment.

408
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,248
[sucking]

409
00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,331
Free stuff,

410
00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:01,039
here I...come?

411
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:06,289
[rumbling and both screaming]

412
00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:07,914
Pretty neat, eh, boy?

413
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,914
Whoo!

414
00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:11,039
Patrick!

415
00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:12,914
Have you found my cufflinks?

416
00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:14,581
No.

417
00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:16,331
Patrick, is that a Krabby Patty?

418
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:17,748
Yep.

419
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,289
Pearl doesn't make them
as good as you do though.

420
00:16:20,373 --> 00:16:21,581
- Pearl?
- Gulp!

421
00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:24,498
Oh, me sweet little girl.

422
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:26,039
All alone...

423
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,081
With me cash register!

424
00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:29,248
[sobbing]

425
00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:30,873
Daddy!

426
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,789
Pearl!

427
00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:33,748
[gasps]

428
00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:35,914
Get me out of this trash heap.

429
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,414
[grunting]

430
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,456
Thud!

431
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,331
Oh, me little angel.

432
00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:43,581
Thanks,
mysterious singing mermaids.

433
00:16:43,664 --> 00:16:45,914
Oh, enough with the hugging.

434
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,248
That's it, Mr. Krabs.

435
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:48,998
I'll just find
the mysterious singing mermaids

436
00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:52,206
and ask them
how to get out of here.

437
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,914
[gasping]

438
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:56,206
Whoa.

439
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:59,081
Riding piggyback is exhausting.

440
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:00,081
You're telling me.

441
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:01,081
Thud!

442
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:02,706
Whoa.

443
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,873
I love this mirror, girls,

444
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:08,748
but it is so ten minutes ago.

445
00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:10,789
Like,
I couldn't agree with you more.

446
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:13,956
Yeah, like,
all this stuff is old news.

447
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,456
Shall we, ladies?

448
00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:16,706
[all clear throats]

449
00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:19,289
[mermaids singing eerily]

450
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,873
Uh, excuse me.

451
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,331
Hi.

452
00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,456
Um, can I help you?

453
00:17:24,539 --> 00:17:26,164
[giggles crudely]

454
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:28,623
Uh, yes, mermaid ladies,
you actually can help us.

455
00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:29,831
[laughs crudely]

456
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,331
Uh, yeah.

457
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:33,123
Yeah, we'd like to know
how to get out of here, please.

458
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,831
Like, this is
the Bikini Bottom Triangle.

459
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:38,206
Nothing ever leaves. Duh.

460
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:39,623
Are you sure?

461
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:42,289
Look, little freakazoid,
we only know one thing.

462
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:45,623
And that's how to surround
ourselves with cool new stuff

463
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:47,456
whenever we feel like it.

464
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:50,914
Anything beyond that is T.N.O.P.

465
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:51,956
T. Nop?

466
00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:53,039
Uh, yeah.

467
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:56,289
You know,
totally not our problem.

468
00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:58,331
Oh, T.N.O.P.

469
00:17:58,414 --> 00:18:00,206
Okay, well, thanks anyway.

470
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:01,331
Come on, Patrick, let's go.

471
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,414
Patrick.

472
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,706
[laughs crudely]

473
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:06,873
Uh, you go ahead, SpongeBob.

474
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:10,623
I'm gonna hang with the ladies
for a bit.

475
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:13,164
[laughs crudely]

476
00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:15,414
Come on.
Come on, I know you're in there.

477
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:16,748
A-ha!

478
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,539
Playing hard to get,
weren't you, little one?

479
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:19,498
Little one?

480
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,998
How dare you, sir!

481
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,414
[gasping]

482
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:27,956
Unfortunately, I was unable
to get the information--

483
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,998
SpongeBob?

484
00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:32,289
SpongeBob, boy-oh.

485
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,706
SpongeBob, can you hear me?

486
00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:34,831
Should we help?

487
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,373
He looks fine to me.

488
00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:37,539
What's the matter, boy-oh?

489
00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:38,789
[gasps]

490
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:40,873
Your Krabby Patty meter's
on empty!

491
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,331
We got to get a Krabby Patty
into you quick or--

492
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:47,873
[mermaids singing eerily]

493
00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:52,539
Please, great vacuum cleaner,
give us just one little...

494
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:56,789
[rumbling]

495
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,331
[gasps]

496
00:18:58,414 --> 00:19:01,456
Krabby Patty.

497
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:03,331
[munching]

498
00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,331
Gulp!

499
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,331
[whooshing]

500
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,581
[explosion]

501
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:12,539
Oh, yeah!

502
00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:14,081
Wow, sir.

503
00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:16,248
That was the single best Krabby
Patty I have ever eaten.

504
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:17,498
Why, thank you, boy-oh,

505
00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:19,539
I'm glad you--
wait a minute.

506
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,498
I didn't make that Krabby Patty.

507
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,248
And you didn't
make that Krabby Patty.

508
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,206
And those two
couldn't have made it,

509
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,164
so it must have been
that rotten pipsqueak, Plankton.

510
00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:31,623
I got to stop that poor excuse
of a life form from--

511
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:32,623
so...

512
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,248
How do we get out of here?

513
00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:36,623
Well, sir, based on what
the mermaids told me, there--

514
00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,081
there is no way out.

515
00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,581
Oh, really?

516
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,581
Well, I think you don't know
how to talk to the ladies.

517
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:43,914
Oh, sir, I--

518
00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:46,456
Look, boy,
I got a way with the ladies.

519
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,748
And I guarantee
the old Krabs' charm

520
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:50,039
will have them telling us

521
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,623
exactly how to
get out of this place.

522
00:19:52,706 --> 00:19:55,123
So there's really
no way out of this place?

523
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,956
'Cause I really need to get back
to the Krusty Krab

524
00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,581
and stop my arch nemesis
from ruining me.

525
00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:04,123
T.N.O.P., grandpa.

526
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,289
T. Nop?

527
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,331
Totally not our problem.

528
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,623
Oh, and P.S.,

529
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,956
here's your creepy
pink friend back.

530
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,123
- Thud!
- [groans]

531
00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:12,789
Daddy!
Daddy!

532
00:20:12,873 --> 00:20:15,289
Don't worry, Pearl,
daddy's okay.

533
00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:16,664
Can I go to the mall now?

534
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,998
The mall?

535
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:21,748
- But Pearl--
- I want to go to the mall!

536
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,539
[sobbing]

537
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,706
Like, what's a mall?

538
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:25,914
[sobbing stops abruptly]

539
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,123
Wait.
What?

540
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:29,623
You seriously don't know
what a mall is?

541
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,456
I'm seriously serious.

542
00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:34,956
Well, the mall is, like,
only the most awesome place

543
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,039
to get all the best
super coolest

544
00:20:37,123 --> 00:20:40,414
glitterishly fabulous new stuff
you want.

545
00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:41,831
- Really?
- No way.

546
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:44,206
other mermaids: We want to go
to the mall!

547
00:20:44,289 --> 00:20:45,456
Oh, do you?

548
00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:46,748
all: Uh-huh!

549
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,998
Now, how do you propose
we do that, huh?

550
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,206
Snap!
Wait, I know.

551
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:54,539
We just hit
the magic reverse button

552
00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:56,539
on the giant vacuum cleaner.

553
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,539
That's it, sir!

554
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,956
It's the mermaids!

555
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,206
It sure is--
what?

556
00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:02,331
The reverse switch
is the mermaids.

557
00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:05,164
They just need
to sing their song backwards.

558
00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:05,998
Snap!

559
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,664
Yeah!
Backwards.

560
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:08,664
[all clear throats]

561
00:21:08,748 --> 00:21:11,164
[mermaids singing eerily]

562
00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:12,539
Yeah, backwards.

563
00:21:12,623 --> 00:21:14,664
What a stupid idea.

564
00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:16,581
[rumbling]
all: Whoa!

565
00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:17,581
Creak!

566
00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:18,623
[sucking]

567
00:21:18,706 --> 00:21:21,956
[all scream]

568
00:21:24,456 --> 00:21:27,998
[rumbling]

569
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:33,039
Crash!
[clanking and clattering]

570
00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:35,789
You ready for the mall?

571
00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:37,039
all: Yeah!

572
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,914
Mall! Mall!
Mall! Mall!

573
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,123
Hello, miserable life.

574
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:43,998
I'm back.

575
00:21:44,081 --> 00:21:45,664
It's me dentures!

576
00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:47,873
[muttering]

577
00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:50,748
Tibor, you're alive!

578
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,164
Isn't it great, Mr. Krabs?

579
00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:54,623
Everyone's reclaiming
their stuff.

580
00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:55,623
Mr. Krabs?

581
00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:57,331
Speaking of reclaiming...

582
00:21:57,414 --> 00:22:00,289
All right, Plankton,
I know what you're up to.

583
00:22:00,373 --> 00:22:03,581
But the jig's up,
you little conniving pipsqueak.

584
00:22:03,664 --> 00:22:04,664
Huh?

585
00:22:04,748 --> 00:22:07,373
Actually, the name's Charles.

586
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:10,081
Figured I'd hold down the fort
for you while you were gone.

587
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:13,248
So you've been the one
making Krabby Patties?

588
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,831
Yep.
All me.

589
00:22:14,914 --> 00:22:16,289
Oh, and by the way,

590
00:22:16,373 --> 00:22:18,664
you've got
a little vermin problem.

591
00:22:18,748 --> 00:22:20,831
Vermin?
You take that back.

592
00:22:20,914 --> 00:22:22,706
He's a feisty one.

593
00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:24,539
Hey!

594
00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:28,623
I found my cufflinks!

595
00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:30,414
That's better.

596
00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:32,039
Good day, gentlemen.

597
00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:40,081
Home, Reginald.

598
00:22:40,164 --> 00:22:42,498
Patrick,
you dropped your cummerbund.

599
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,123
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600
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:50,123
[lilting ukulele music]

601
00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:58,414
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